FRAUD VICTIM ALERT

Hillary's relying on folks who can't hear or see very well to win in Iowa

Hillary Clinton thinks that by pandering to the elderly females in Iowa that she may actually be able to fend off a surging Barack Obama and win the primary their. While this is a different tack than the one that her husband took when he was running for - and sitting in - The White House (you know, where he tried to appeal to the young chicks and then seduce some of them), we think it might just work. After all, they won't be able to hear her waffle on the important issues or her shrill voice, and they won't be able to see the facial gestures in the debates when she gets her ass handed to her by "the boys".

Seriously, she's going to win the nomination and then she's going to get her ass handed to her in the general election when her gender becomes an issue and the meatgrinder that is the Republican campaign machine makes it apparent to the country that she's about as qualified to run a country as she is to split an atom. Nevermind that the GOP isn't exactly fielding a group of Steven Hawking types, they don't need to because they just need to win enough electoral votes not to lose, which is how the game is played these days. Fun, eh? Just makes ya want to get involved in the process doesn't it? Thought so.

Here's the grim details in the New York Times - "What'd she say?"

Citigroup Sells Out To the Middle East!

Look, we already know how stupid a lot of the folks at the top of the corporate chain are when it comes to managing money and running a business. The truth is, a lot of these folks would fail at running a corner grocery store, but they'd be perfect for a government job. Citigroup is one such example, as they decided to hedge their bets on the sub-prime mortgage market and they got their asses handed to them in a big way. We say, good you dumbfucks! You deserve what you're going through now; however, a great many of your shareholders and mid to lower-level employees who didn't have a say in your stupid decisions deserved much better.

Guess what? We aren't financial experts, but we sure as hell know what makes the common person angry when it comes to bullshit like this so we're going to leave the in-depth analysis to folks like CNBC, Bloomberg, and Fox Business, and we'll just say "fuck you" to Citigroup and their half-assed management who put them here. Enjoy your 200 lashes and congratulations on selling another small piece of America to a foreign land, in this case, Abu Dhabi.

Here is the story at Yahoo! Finance - "Can I have my name on my tunic?"

Update - More from "Ass Backwards" Saudi Arabia. ABC News exposes the fraud that is Saudi justice..

Remember the story of the poor Saudi girl who was to receive 6 months in jail and 200 lashes for being in a non-relative's car when she was raped? Well, the folks over at ABC News have obtained the exclusive testimony of the victim and it is up for all to see here. It is amazing that our administration calls these backwards jackasses "friends" and allies when they commit such a serious and heinous abuse of civil and human rights as this. We're sure that there are many more being committed daily in the name of "religion".

Some people - we won't say who - think that these clowns ought to have been included in the "Axis of Evil" or "Quad of Evil" or whatever the fuck, but they are far from being friends and allies.

Saudi Arabia - you made the FRAUD list!!! Congrats asshats!