FRAUD VICTIM ALERT

Florida Penal System = Destination Wedding

Wow! Want to get married in a unique hotspot where the ceremony is cheap and the reception is, um, intimate? Check this out...Here comes the bride  

FEMA screwed up again...no, really.

Well, those crazy folks over at FEMA are at it again. What is odd is that they actually seemed to be doing just fine with regard to the California fires and then some nitwit decided that they needed more people at a press conference to ask questions. Guess what they did? Yup. Why not just cancel the press conference or go with the call-in format? Makes you wonder just exactly who is running this agency and it certainly adds yet another element of truth to the idea that hiring your friends and cronies is equal to having pure crap to deal with later on. Anyway, get your chuckles here - "Brownie, er, Chertoff, you're doing a heckuva job"

Friday Fun

Please, forget about us, put us way in the back of your mind...Caleefornia

True, but then they would run out of food and water, there would be gangs overrunning the authorities, and the roof would start caving in. After that, they would steal and squander all of the government aid they were given and...oops, we aren't talking about New Orleans? Sorry, carry on...Thanks Mr. Grim

What are you, blind? They're the two front ones with the big space in between. Sheesh, get some new glasses...The Great Tancredo spouts off again

Because Vladdy, then we would be able to stop you from selling and shipping all those arms and nuclear goodies to that fine, upstanding nation known as Iran...Asshat speaks

Question answered...You're Fired

No stupid, it's probably arson. Do they fill the heads of these tarts with air before or after they enter the Hollywood zip code?...Mothers don't let your babies grow up to be morons

If you're going to "mix-up", then "mix-up" big...Right outta Mitt's mouth

Why don't you just stop giving them money to spend?...NASA needs to go

Doesn't this pretty much sum up the entire campaign season?...Truth    

Why doesn't anyone buy our shitty music anymore?

If this wasn't so pathetic it might be somewhat humorous. You see, someone at Universal Music actually had the time on their hands to wade through YouTube and then pick out a home video of a child simply dancing to a Prince song. Not a Prince video posted on YouTube, or a home movie of a Prince video in the background on YouTube, just a kid dancing to the music on a home video.

View the alleged criminal and the crime here - No dancing - Dancing is bad! Bad baby!

Jeez, we really do get what we vote for!

Here is the latest in a long trail of bullshit from Michigan politics. The fact that there is anyone left in this state to pay taxes is amazing given the complete incompetence of these morons. $318,000 for a fence to prevent turtles from becoming roadkill, but they can't all come together to agree on balancing a budget without screwing the citizens with tax increases. Please, just vote "none of the above" next time and get rid of the clowns that make up the twin circus acts known as Democrats and Republicans.

Here's the link. I'm going to bed - Click here for the laughs...

These guys are funny

No, really. I mean reading Mitt Romney's statement that he would be willing to use a military blockade or "bombardment of some kind" to prevent Iran from gaining a nuclear weapon is troubling. Are you going to block them or are you going to bomb them? Two distinctly separate options that will have unique impacts and circumstances. Jesus...

Better yet, we have John "The Haircut" Edwards claiming that he and Hillary Clinton are different in the lessons that they learned up to this point or some nonsense like that. Quickly after, Chris Dodd hopped on the bandwagon, trying to score points on the coattails of Edward's remarks. I didn't bother reading the rest of the post because political speak gives me a tremendous headache and it is too late in the day for this shit.

Enjoy, but take an aspirin and a shot of Knob Creek first -Blah, blah, blah...   

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I did this a couple of years ago at a pretty important meeting. I was fired shortly afterwards.

Dick...hey Dick, you with us?!

Group of idiots #2 respond...

Circling the wagons

McCrery rallies the troops and sets the tone for a fun little spat! We can't wait for this one to kick into high gear with the rhetoric and finger pointing!

Group of idiots #1 want to raise our taxes...

Uh-oh... 

Charlie Rangle is at it again. I wonder how the Democratic candidates feel about Rangle's shot across the bow, alerting us all to stock up on Vaseline and close our eyes? We'll probably never know because no one  will bother to ask them out of fear of never being granted another "insider interview". The real question is when has any tax hike ever given money back to anyone other than politicians and special interests?

Welcome to the Circus!

Nothing much to say about anything just yet. We don't think boring folks with why we are here is a good way to build readership, so we will let the forthcoming content speak for itself. Hope you hang in there.