FRAUD VICTIM ALERT

Yeah, right Bill. SHE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

Now the former president mouths off about Tim Russert's questioning of "The Pantsuit" at the Democratic debate. What a bunch of whiny clowns.

Read on - "Let me see your papers."

Newt weighs in

I agree with Gingrich about the immigration issue and offering drivers licenses to illegals, but I still don't see "The Pantsuit" being knocked off of her perch, even if she continues to make the kind of mistakes that she made in the last debate. Who's going to come out on top? Obama? Dodd? Biden? Not likely in any of those cases, largely because the Dems are having one big ole collective orgasm for Hillary right now and they see her as the next best hope to getting Billy Boy back into the White House.

Her performance in this past debate will impact her in the general election next year though - bet on it. Can't you just see the attack ads now?

Anyway, here are Newt's two cents - A Boy Named Newt

This is awesome!

This is a bit of a diversion from the crap that is politics. Check this out, it actually makes me like soccer a bit more! This is hilarious! Goooooaaaaaaallllllllll!!!

Funny

I though that this was pretty good. Kinda sucks to be in charge of print publishing projects at Gawker these days...Yikes

We elect pollsters. Nothing more. Nothing less.

This is where we should all be saying "send them all back and send us people who will lead and not people who are kneeling at the altar of the half-assed poll". Also, all of these campaigns suffer from too many staffers telling these morons what they want to hear and not what they need to hear. Things like "sorry chief, you fucked up, we'll get 'em next time." Jesus Christ, we are getting a horribly substandard caliber of candidates this time around...

Well, here is some "3 blind mice" action from Hillary Clinton's camp - Duh...

By the way, it isn't Tim Russert's fault that your candidate was unprepared and got caught bullshitting America on a national stage. Why did Russert ask Kucinich about space aliens? Because he has no fucking chance of winning, morons! With Hillary blowing away the other candidates, she needs to be held to a higher standard than some dough faced idiot who is out there just to fuck around. Get over it you jackasses, you make Ms Clinton look stupid when you make declarations like this and it is going to kill you in the general election. What a bunch of fucknuts!

Dennis Kucinich may have been probed

Um, I suppose every debate has to have that moment of impact that makes the viewers say "what the hell did I just hear?" Mr. Kucinich provided us with just such a moment, but the question is whether he saw a UFO in the sky one night or whether he saw the inside of a UFO after a period of semi-conscious probing. Yikes to both possibilities, but I always suspected that Kucinich was not of this world.

To Irrelevance and Beyonnnndddddd!!!

What we knew all along...

Hillary Clinton demonstrates that you can't polish a turd forever. This was a fun event to watch, and we can't wait for the Republicans to look just as stupid in their next gathering of half-wits...

The gang bang ensues...

You do realize that these people are stupid, yes?

The latest dumb-ass to visit Hugo "lil dick" Chavez. Does anyone in Hollywood really wonder why no one takes them seriously anymore? Anyway, here is the blip on the twit - Air Head

They're all interns...

Not that any of the candidates running these days are much more than "interns", but the Republican version of John Kerry (ie: no personality, "wooden", etc.) throws this little gem out there. More after the jump -

America's Intern

Oprah f%$!ed up...

Oprah has finally figured out that trying to be a part-time educator in a third-world country doesn't work. Kinda hard to be running a school from Chicago and on investment alone, eh? I wonder if this will take the shine off her star and role as a political "king maker"? Doubtful, as the millions of women (and henpecked husbands) will no doubt forgive her and let her ego expand even more. I mean, where would all of those misguided types tune in for their daily instruction on how to live their lives? The nonsense continues after the jump -

"Everyone gets a spanking!!!"