FRAUD VICTIM ALERT

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudChavez*** - Hollywood's favorite dictator wants to re-write Venezuela's consititution

Hugo "Mr. Irrelevant" Chavez is calling anyone who doesn't vote for his proposed changes to the Venezuelan constitution a "traitor". Interesting how so many Hollywood types see this idiot as some sort of "beacon of all that is right in a world that is so wrong", especially as he continues to show that he is one step below the power structure in Sudan when it comes to tyranny and being an all-around assclown.

"Chave-looney" is always carrying on about how he thinks that the U.S. is out to "get him", well, we say hit him and hit him hard. Toss Citgo out of the U.S., and then levy economic sanctions on Venezuela and anyone who decides that it is a good idea to do business with this jackoff and his regime.

Oh well, a guy can dream, right? In the meantime, folks like Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, and Danny Glover will continue to hit their knees for a sip at the Chavez spicket. Thanks buttclowns, you continue to show the world just how stupid Hollywood residents can be.

Here the story from the folks at Breitbart - "and from now on, everyone will wear their underwear on the outside!"

***FraudMoney***/***FraudEngland*** - England isn't any smarter than everyone else after all.

Has anyone else been following this little data breach in the U.K. that impacts families with at least one child under the age of 16? Apparently, two computer discs that hold the personal details of these families - including names, addresses, dates of birth, National insurance numbers, and in some cases - bank account numbers of 25 million people just went "missing". Reports say that the country is going bat-shit crazy with people resigning, banks being flooded with folks wanting to change their account numbers, and lots and lots of finger pointing! Wow! Sounds like fun! Wish we had a foreign bureau.

Wow! You mean to tell me that the country who constantly criticizes the United States for, well, everything, did something stupid? No way? I mean, you folks over there in jolly old England knew so much more than we did over here in the U.S. when it came to electing our political leaders (you "push-polled" Ohio residents), evaluating the intelligence of our voters (I believe you called us "stupid"), and just society in general. What went wrong with you guys? I mean, you have your hands and minds on the pulse of what's right and wrong, I figured that your little island is the last place that something so stupid as this could happen.

Well, hell, I won't rub it in any further. Here is England's other contribution to genius, the BBC's version of events - "Hey lad, you bring those discs with ya?"

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudRomney*** - Mitt Romney is much holier than thou!

Guess what people hate? To be told that they aren't good enough; or that the mistakes in their lives have burned a permanent brand of "failure" on their ass which cannot ever be removed, no matter how good of a life that you have tried to live since your youth. Mitt Romney has reacted in a very similar way to the latter point with his comments on Barack Obama's admission that he once used alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine when he was a misguided youth. Amazing?! You mean there is a candidate who dared dabble in drug and drink when they were young and impressionable, perhaps even a bit misguided? Well, Obama says he did, and was, and he said this at a town hall at a Manchester, NH High School Tuesday, with more than a few impressionable high school types in the audience I am guessing.

Before I go too far, let's examine Romney's comments, posted at Fox News' Carl Cameron's "Cameron's Corner" blog - “It’s just not a good idea for people running for President of the United States who potentially could be the role model for a lot of people to talk about their personal failings while they were kids because it opens the doorway to other kids thinking, ‘well I can do that too and become President of the United States,’” Romney told an Iowa audience today. “I think that was a huge error by Barack Obama…it is just the wrong way for people who want to be the leader of the free world.”

Okay, just a few words - "Are you fucking kidding me?!" Since Romney only speaks in evangelical and "what'll get me in good with the base" terms, I have to assume that this clown just looks at anyone who isn't a member of the glee, math, bible study, and Young Republicans clubs at their local high school as being lost causes. You know the type - the loner, the kid who wears all black, goes against the grain. Today, however, it is likely that you will be working for that kid when he starts his Internet company or social networking platform and makes millions of dollars. Not to mention that this kid is probably a lot more fun to hang around with - half joking - and because they actually made mistakes in the early part of their lives, they might just learn from them and not repeat them. This may actually make them better parents, bosses, teachers, and even politicians - whatever they want to become.

Become is the key word here folks, because we are all in a constant state of development and growth - except for Mr. Romney, who apparently has grown as far as he thinks that he needs to. That is good new for the rest of us, because now we can choose from the other candidates who are still learning, growing, and in touch with the rest of us substandard folks (if one such person actually exists, I mean we could vote for "none of the above"). Don't confuse this with "flip-flopping" or not having the courage of one's convictions - growth takes longer, like from the age 16 to the age of 45 or so, I am assuming that Mr. Obama had plenty of time to grow in that period, yes? Given Mr. Romney's comments, we can also assume that he would have his kids committed or locked in stocks in the basement if they dared to make an error in judgment like jaywalking or smoking a cigarette or taking a drink of beer at a party.

You know what? I'll bet that a lot of kids want no part of ever being a politician, let alone president - because they are worried that any mistakes that they make and subsequently (and honorably) admit to will be used as fodder by some nutpouch like Mitt Romney. They're saying, "fuck it, I think I will just go into business and take the payday over even thinking about a life of "public service" (c'mon, when can you remember any public service types who ran for office in the past 20 years? Thought so...).

You know what Mitt? You don't need to worry about any of these kids thinking they can take drugs, drink, and still become president. They don't want the job because then they would have to deal with some pompous assclown like you, and frankly, people have better things to do with their time. I can only imagine just how much fun the modern campaign looks to a high school student - being handicapped by a biased media before you even announce your intentions to run, having your entire life exposed to the world when you do enter the race, and then having some little Ivy-league campaign nitwit advising their candidate (your competition) to call you out on your former indiscretions (because we all know the candidates can't think for themselves) on the national stage. Sound like fun? Didn't think so.

No, the real fun is in pointing this shit out on your blog and laughing the candidates with the rest of the world. To the candidates - just tell yourselves that we're laughing with you, it makes it easier to get through the day. Congratulations Mr. Romney, you are a fraud!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Here is the whole scoop from Cameron's Corner, which we highly recommend as Carl Cameron is a solid reporter!

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudObama*** - Barack admits that he was human (cue gasps of shock)

Okay, I admit, I am probably not going to be voting for Barack Obama, but it sure as hell isn't going to be because of anything that he did when he was a kid. This is an issue that a lot of folks have with the campaign season and elections in general - we put too much emphasis on shit that just doesn't matter anymore. So he drank, smoked grass, and even played with cocaine, guess who else did that? *Ahem* some of America elected him president. Oh well, at least he admitted that he inhaled (or snorted)!

Face it folks, if you're looking for a squeaky clean candidate who is above us all when it comes to personal battles with substance abuse, alcoholism, infidelity, and likely the viewing of pornography, it is probably a safe bet that none of the folks in the current crop of candidates can claim that they have been completely pure in all things vice. To the partisan pundits on either side of the aisle, our last two presidents have had problems with all kinds of juicy issues - one conquered alcoholism and drug use and the other may have never figured out his issues with women to this day - but people still voted for them, even with all of their personal baggage.

Like I said before, I will probably not vote for Obama, but I respect the guy for putting his cards on the table and saying, "Here I am folks, do with it what you will." To those of us in the observational population that is the voting public, that may not seem like a big deal, but it is. Putting yourself out there for the world to see is a huge deal because it exposes you and your past, but it also exposes your wife, your children, and even that shithouse-rat-crazy uncle that you never like to talk about. Sounds like fun, eh?

We will continue to make fun of, and laugh at the candidate's screw-ups, missteps, and debate gaffes, but we do it knowing that as screwy as some of these characters are, there are some monumental human factors to be considered. Barack let us in on some of his, we wish that the rest of the candidates from both parties would be as forthright as Mr. Obama. Make no mistake, he will try and keep a low light on the negatives - that is just the nature of running a campaign in today's 5-second media world, but let's give him a little credit along the way.

Read the Obama article at My Way News here.

***FraudTexas***/***FraudJimmyDean*** - Some dude in Texas sure loves his godd---n sausage!

Some items don't have anything to do with politics or "real news", but a lot of times those items are downright hilarious as hell and need to be brought to the public forum!

Exhibit A - we have some guy from Texas who was so angry at Jimmy Dean for putting their sausage in a little 12oz roll, that he had to call in and raise hell about it with the Jimmy Dean folks. The best part is at the end of the call, when he thinks he has hung up the phone, but the line is still wide open. I almost choked on my lunch laughing at this one!

Enjoy here - "You could use a little Jimmy Dean..."

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudDetroit*** - Kwame Kilpatrick's press secretary is smarter than us all!

Detroit, MI - So, you're a press secretary for one of the country's biggest political jokes (Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick) in the country's most dangerous city (see FBI crime stats), what are you doing with your time? Well, if you're Matt Allen, Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's press secretary, you are currently getting your ass handed to you for smacking your wife around and adding to the already mounting embarassment to your boss and your city.

You see, this little jerkoff decided that he has the authority as a press secretary to not only take a crack at the little lady, but then he disrespects the responding police officers, who probably had much more pressing matters than the one that this clown caused them to have to respond to. I mean, we are talking about the most dangerous city in the U.S., right? The direct quote from Mr. Allen to the police officers on the evening of November 2 - "You don’t know who I am, but you will when I get off the phone with (police) Chief Ella Bully-Cummings".

Cool, eh? I mean, it isn't like there wasn't enough suspected corruption in Detroit's political structure already, and the this little angry ferret starts puffing his chest and acting like he means anything at all. He's the goddamn press secretary!!!

But it gets better as Allen, who is white, decided to utter this gem - “You black people always want to (make) things like this don’t you…”, which prompted a Detroit Police Officer by the name of Cylvester Hill - who happens to be black - to tell this punk to knock it off. Allen then made things even better by saying - "That's right, you people think this is a joke and you want to put this on a blog, don't you?"

That last little salvo was a reference to Mr. Allen's car registration issues that were reported on a Detroit watchdog site www.detroituncovered.com, which had brought to light Mr. Allen's faux pas where he registered his car in Huntington Woods, MI instead of his residential address in Detroit, MI. Given Detroit's skyrocketing insurance rates, one can appreciate the gesture, but hell, he is a visible part of the damn city government!!!

Folks, again, this is why you need to research the entire candidate portfolio when you start educating yourself as to who to vote for. Remember, these clowns often bring in a whole unseen circus, as is evident by Mr. Matt Allen.

Matt Allen, you are a fraud!

Read the whole sordid tale in The Detroit Free Press here.

***FraudImmigration***/***FraudIowa*** - Des Moines, Iowa becomes a joke

Des Moines, Iowa - No matter which community labels themselves as a "sanctuary city", it all amounts to the same thing - you are encouraging law-breaking behavior in the United States. Too simplistic? Bullshit, it is that simple and people need to start waking up to the fact that the more of these communities that participate in this crap, the more crime they will suffer and encourage in the community as a whole. Why? Well, if you're willing to allow an illegal immigrant to break the law by harboring them in your city, what else are you willing to overlook in the name of "human rights" or "immigration"? The latter is laughable, largely because the media and more than a few politicians and special interest folks leave out the word "illegal" before the word "immigration" to ease the law-breaking aspect of the debate.

Des Moines isn't a revelation, in fact they have become yet another name on a roster of half-assed communities who have some government leaders who just decided that they know better than the rest of the country, and they have also put themselves on record as being above federal law when it comes to illegal immigration. Well, with that type of action comes consequences, so hopefully the federal government will have the guts to cut funding to states and communities who continue to circumvent our federal immigration laws. That said, we aren't holding our breaths, but please remember this, when one of these clowns running for the Republican and Democratic nomination starts piping off about national health care, social security, or any other ridiculous big government social engineering project, they will probably count the illegals as recipients along with the rest of us who were born here or who immigrated legally. Why? Simple - the votes. In fact, in much the same way that we heard "It's the economy, stupid" in the nineties, maybe we can add the tagline "It's the votes, stupid" to this round of elections.

Congratulations Des Moines, you are a fraud!

Read the article from the Des Moines Register here.

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudGOP*** Can you say "premature"?

In this post, we have a bit of premature ejaculation in the form of a Mason Dixon poll. The good news, this is a short post - the bad news, the GOP will probably take this seriously, causing them to rest on their laurels and blow the whole shebang in 2008. But hey, elections are really just who wins the poll of the day, right? Hahahaha! Anyway, read more here.

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudPelosi*** Nancy Pelosi proves that she is a joke and out of touch with reality

Washington D.C. - You would think that Democrats and Republicans would take the issue of illegal immigration seriously, and quit jerking around with these little stupid bills and moves that are meant to either chip away at the issue or do nothing about it at all. Unfortunately, we are talking about Democrats and Republicans, neither of whom seem to have the brains to come in out of the rain.

Before we get into the meat of this issue, let's look at some critical facts -

• The United States speaks and promotes English as the primary language
• The United States has a horrible illegal immigration problem, and a great number of those folks do not speak English at all, or make any attempt to learn it so as to become fluent.
• Many countries require you to speak with at least "handbook/tourism guide" fluency when you either vacation or tour in those countries.

Okay, so on to our little tale of incompetence and stupidity, with more than a bit of petty nonsense. Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Ten) tossed out an amendment that would protect employers from federal prosecution and lawsuits b y requiring workers to speak English. Apparently, the Salvation Army is one of the employers that has been targeted by such lawsuits. Interestingly enough, the full Senate passed Alexander's amendment to shield the Salvation Army, 75-19 last month, and then the House passed the amendment, 218-186 this month. Done, right?

Nope, you see there is always someone who thinks that they know better, even if the Senate and House voted, and moved the amendment forward. In this case, that "someone" is the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), which sued the Salvation Army because its thrift store in Framingham, MA required its employees to speak English in the workplace. Even better, the requirement was posted in plain sight and gave employees a year to learn the language. According to the EEOC's filing, they claim that the store had canned two Hispanic employees for blowing off the requirement and speaking Spanish on the job. The EEOC believes that the canning of these two individuals violate the law because the English-only policy had nothing to do with job performance or safety. Really? We perhaps they ought to buy groceries at my local market in Chicago where Spanish seems to be the only language spoken by employees. It becomes relevant when you're trying to get someone to give you the correct change or pay attention to processing your order.

Then there are folks like Rep. Charles Gonzalez (D-Texas) who threaten to kill Pelosi's effort to take the Alternative Minimum Tax out of action unless she got rid of the Alexander amendment. Really? Okay, here's Rep. Gonzalez' mentality - he will block the killing of a tax component that affects 23 million, tax paying AMERICANS if a requirement to speak English in the workplace is passed. Genius. And folks in Texas elected this nutsack why? Exactly. Well, we say BULLSHIT to you Rep. Gonzalez, and we also hope that your position means an exit for you the next time that your name appears in a voting booth.

The best part of this story comes after the jump below, and it shows the petty nonsense that these paid circus chimps in the Senate and the House engage in in the name of their chosen special interest group or "party". What is wrong with having English as the official language of a country that primarily speaks and reads, well, English? Better yet, what is wrong with encouraging U.S. businesses to interact with their customers in, well, English? We say nothing, and we hope that the U.S. citizens will start to take this country back from these "elected" bozos who do not adequately represent us or our beliefs, and send them packing for real jobs that they cannot reside in for a lifetime.

You can read the rest of the fine Wall Street Journal piece here, but make sure you breathe deeply and relax.