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***FraudTexas***/***FraudJimmyDean*** - Some dude in Texas sure loves his godd---n sausage!

Some items don't have anything to do with politics or "real news", but a lot of times those items are downright hilarious as hell and need to be brought to the public forum!

Exhibit A - we have some guy from Texas who was so angry at Jimmy Dean for putting their sausage in a little 12oz roll, that he had to call in and raise hell about it with the Jimmy Dean folks. The best part is at the end of the call, when he thinks he has hung up the phone, but the line is still wide open. I almost choked on my lunch laughing at this one!

Enjoy here - "You could use a little Jimmy Dean..."

***FraudMedia***/***FraudFoxNews*** Bill O'Reilly knows what you ought to watch in America's movie theaters.

Bill, there was a time when you were a pretty cool guy, and your love of country has been admirable in most cases, but really, you're calling for a boycott of a movie? A movie? Haha! So you and all of your ultra-right wing buddies now know what we should see and not see? You're the self-appointed censor of what is right and wrong to put on a movie screen, a television screen, in a book, or on a CD? Jeez, I suppose I should be thankful that you have such wisdom to make up for my lack of knowledge of what is right for me and my family, friends, and co-workers.

But I am not, I am actually losing interest in you because I can make my own decisions as to what I find tasteful and worthwhile to view, read, or listen to, and you certainly do not speak for all of America when you pipe off every weeknight on Fox News. Look, we all know that you're kicking ass in the cable news ratings, but you're competing against Olbermann, so if you weren't winning you'd be quite the pussy as Keith is a jerk-off. But beware Bill, you are also starting to morph into a similar self-important nutsack that bears quite a resemblance to Mr. Olbermann, and that is sad because we expected so much more from you.

As far as inciting anti-American hatred throughout the world, "Redacted" is not going to be much more than a pimple on an elephant's ass in the bigger picture because as with all of the other war/anti-war flicks that deal with the Iraq conflict, this one will bomb at the box office because no one wants to go see these kinds of movies these days. Why should they? They can see this crap on television every night, but does that mean that this shouldn't be shown to people who want to see it? No, and your fear-inspired rants amount to nothing more than horseshit with most of the people who care.

For the record, Mark Cuban isn't going to feel any pain from this, he has more money and media prowess than Bill O'Reilly, Dennis Miller, and Pat Dollard (who the hell is he?) combined, and you can bet that if decided to drop the hammer on you then these clowns would be flat as ants in no time. Folks-you know who you are, every day people-go see the movie if you want to, or stay home and get a pizza and watch some football, basketball, or another movie...or even The O'Reilly Factor, but do not let these empty talking heads make your decisions for you. They aren't "looking out for you", they are simply looking out for their ratings and the dollars that come from getting good ones.

Here is the story from Politico.

***FraudHollywood*** Writers strike is Rush Limbaugh's fault.

This is a short one folks, some clown at Variety claims that Rush Limbaugh is at fault for the extra-thick tension surrounding the writers strike. Imagine that! Well, that is the isolated island that is "FraudHollywood"! What a pompous joke.

Here is the Variety article - "Rush to anger"

***FraudPolitic*** Hillary Wins!!! Kind of.

With a big ole' debate tonight in Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton's Chief Strategist, Mark Penn, decided to throw out some irrelevant information to the voters. Mr. Penn says that if the election was held tomorrow, Hillary would beat the pants off of Rudy Giuliani with 360 electoral votes.

Well Mr. Penn, the election isn't tomorrow and by my estimation that gives your candidate plenty of time to listen to her campaign minions and choke with just under a year left before we go to the polls. Jesus, does this campaign do anything without taking a poll?! Hillary will probably see nothing wrong with this kind of useless bullshit being spewed from her campaign, but this is the kind of nonsense that makes the common voter say "who cares?" Obviously Mr. Penn is a smart guy, he's written some good books and he is the CEO of a global PR firm, so why does he need to do this kind of crap on the day of a major debate? Because his candidate - Hillary - is getting her posterior kicked all over the map by "the boys" and the campaign is getting a bit desperate to maintain leads going into Iowa and New Hampshire. That effort begins today, but c'mon, as a regular voter I have to say that you can do better Mr. Penn. Stop tossing out useless poll results and hypothesis and just give us the plain facts on your candidate so that we can vote from an educated perspective.

Most voters don't care about what would happen if the election were held tomorrow, we care about waking up in the morning, getting home safely from work this afternoon, and how we are going to spend our evening after we barely pay the bills and feed the family - and that includes watching what your candidate give us an indication of what she has in store for the United States if she were president, in tonight's debate.  Mr. Penn is also points to Hillary's lead in the polls against the personal attacks of her rivals as some sort of accomplishment. We have one word for you Mr. Penn - Time. Lots and lots of time my friend.

Look, we're simple folks around here, so let me put this into simple terms for you bigshots who are trying to screw this campaign up for your boss. Look at the next year as a long football season - every week counts, but you can only take the process as a game-by-game scenario. Don't talk about what finger you're going to be wearing your Super Bowl ring on until after you play (and win) all of the games, including the championship contest. You folks at Hillary.com are acting like you're the New England Patriots, but your playing like the Washington Redskins - you're leading your division, but you're also just 2 losses away from finishing second.

To sum it up as only Robert Deniro could in the movie "Ronin" - Team Clinton is good in the locker room, but they're weak when they put their spikes on.

Here is the story from the fine folks at The Hill - "We won, we won!"

UN Climate Chief ignores other possibilities.

The UN is already a joke, without any real power or influence over anything anymore, outside of getting their parking tickets taken care of in New York City. So why is it news when one of these clowns start babbling on about how it would be "criminally irresponsible" to ignore the news story known as "global warming" everyone in the media and the elitist community jumps ten feet high and starts making them appear relevant?

Apparently, the UN is preparing a report that addresses how we are supposed to "stop the Earth from overheating". Really? What if the Earth is getting warmer because of a natural cycle of heating and cooling that occurs along a certain timeline? What if the Earth getting warmer is part of a natural process and we cannot prevent it from happening for the time being? You'll never hear those questions from the UN because they are experts at shaking down wealthier nations in the name of distributing that wealth to less wealthy nations. By the way, they don't, they give it to themselves and trickle a little bit into the "have-nots" that make up these lesser nations, but that is another story altogether.

So, now we have the UN firmly entrenched in the hysteria that has become the global warming platform and that can only up the rhetoric and panic, and that will be fun for us! Look, I am all for conserving fuel and not tossing plastic cups along side the highway, but I am not going to be in favor of paying carbon taxes and pandering to folks who see this as either a political or cash grab opportunity (or both, if you're of Al Gore's ilk). If you're going to try and do good for the world we live in, you should do it because you want to and because you think it is the right thing to do, not because the UN, Al Gore, or NBC/Universal tells you to.

At any rate, here is the hilarity from Yahoo! News - "The Sky Is Falling!"

Are you ready to be a porn star? Because Big Oil is about to bang us hard...again!

I hate Big Oil and the pieces of garbage who call themselves "speculators", you know, the nutsacks who panic at the first sign of trouble and *boom* gas prices go sky-high! Well, at least these clowns were nice enough to warn us that they are about to screw us six ways to Sunday.

I cannot wait for some administration to call for energy independence in 5 years and then do everything to meet that goal, even if it means pissing off the ass pipes who are at the head of the Big Oil table, including the jerk-offs over there in the Middle East. Of course, I know that wishing for any American politician to come into office with a set of balls that won't turn to rotted grapes in their first year is like asking for $1 million dollars (or Euros, if you're like some skank supermodel) to fall into your lap, but let's try and keep a little faith, eh?

Anyhow, here is the usual bulls--t from the joke that we know as Washington D.C., courtesy of the folks at Reuters.

Let Them Sink!

The housing market - specifically the sub-prime loan operations - is going down the toilet, and you know what? Let them swirl into the drain and disappear. Who in the hell thought that lending money to folks who obviously couldn't afford the houses that they were buying was a good idea? Probably the same folks who think that repeatedly touching a hot stove is a sign of higher intelligence.

Look, I have made numerous mistakes with money and I am certainly not someone who ought to be doling out financial advice, but hell, you're supposed to learn from your mistakes and not continuously make them while expecting the government or anyone else to come to your rescue. Sorry folks, we need to let these sub-prime clowns go under and deal with the consequences.

Oh, and the housing market as it pertains to good loans and above board lending is doing fine, so don't let the media scare you, this isn't going to mean the end of the U.S. economy as we know it.

At any rate, Bloomberg has the story here.

By the way, if you're in debt up to your eyeballs and don't know how to get out, check out Dave Ramsey at www.daveramsey.com. He isn't going to coddle you, but you will get out of debt and learn to stay away from the dangers of spending beyond your means.