FRAUD VICTIM ALERT

Democrats invade the CNN/GOP debate with lots of "greenery".

We think that Michelle Malkin can be rather irritating sometimes, but she has hit the nail on the head this time in regard to the number of registered Democrat "plants" who showed up in the YouTube video questions to the GOP candidates in last night's CNN/GOP debate from St. Petersburg, Florida. She has it on her blog here, so give it a look and have yourself a little chuckle. If you have to give credit to these little dopes, it is that they have some steel ones hanging in order to look this stupid on the national stage! Oh well, we expect the same from the little GOP clowns that will likely show up at similar Democratic gatherings in the months to come.

While this was funny the first time we heard it - largely because it is typical of the Clinton campaign to pull this crap in order to maintain polling numbers, a slight lead, or public favor - the overall volume of these little Democratic minions getting into the "bloodstream" smells like a Howard Dean email went out to the special interests folks and they kinda, sorta mobilized. I say "kinda, sorta" because this wasn't really a very well placed effort, and the questions were far too easy to sense and disseminate, given CNN's relative quick realization that they had been had by a bunch of amateurs. Just as long as we all realize that this was CNN, got it? Good.

Look, there is no damage to the GOP over this, the damage is to the credibility of the debate structure, CNN, and the idea that the voting public is ready to utilize this new technology responsibly. Although the media will not report on it, the real damage may have been done to the Democrats, as they ended up looking like nothing more than mischievous high schoolers with their little foray into video meddling. How many times have we seen a political party screw themselves because they couldn't control their rogue insiders from doing stupid things that look stupid on the national stage? Howard "Yeaaarrgghhh" Dean is probably the most at fault for this because he seems to have fallen hook, line, and sinker for presenting the BS rhetoric that guys like Terry McAuliffe were so good at during the 2004 campaign.

While the Republicans still look like the party of the "holier than thou", the Democrats still look like the whiny elitist brat pack that cannot get anyone to take them seriously because they don't take themselves seriously. They won't elect guys like Dodd and Biden to office because they want the status quo "golden girl" or the young and inexperienced "man of color" to represent their party, instead of men who look professional, polished, and who are equipped to actually lead a party and possibly a nation. There is no plan for the national health care nonsense that they keep throwing out there, and out of Hill and Barack, Obama is the only one who is presenting an honest evaluation of how health care can be structured to include most of the folks that each is targeting for the benefits. Hillary says she's going to insure us all, come hell or high water. Barack is going to insure those of us who truly need it, and then work from there.

Sorry, the soapbox was present, but you know where we need plants at debates? Off to the side of the podiums, maybe nice ferns or ficus trees, but not some dimwitted housewife who is also a wonk for the steel industry.

Spitzer admits he failed...miserably.

Elliot Spitzer is a nutpouch. A little while back he declared "drivers licenses for every illegal!", and New York (and the rest of America) shot back with "Bullshit!" Then Hillary waffled during the Philadelphia debate when asked about this question, and when she read the polls the next morning and found that she was also a jackass, she pulled back...and then went back, and then...oh, you get the idea.

Anyhow, Spitzer's initial move made him look like an idiot, and this latest move will not help his public image across the fruited plain, but let's give him credit for knowing when to just throw in the towel. Look, this issue impacts both parties because this administration is a complete failure when it comes to protecting our national borders and the citizens are demanding just that - border protection. Not amnesty for illegals, not immigration reform - BORDER PROTECTION!

The first candidate who actually brings a real solution to the table, one that actually addresses the issue of protecting the borders through strong initial security and vigorous enforcement of the laws will win this election. Unfortunately, we are left with the collection of Democrat and Republican assclowns who are soundbite leaders and pander to the pollsters and special interests. Read this last part carefully - YOU AND I DO NOT MATTER TO THE CANDIDATES. Got it? good, now go vote for your favorite circus clown and strap yourselves in for 4 more years of dysfunction and bullshit.

Here is the Spitzer story from the fine folks at Reuters.

So, they're obviously not paid bloggers.

Bloggers who are writing entertainment-based blogs are going on strike to support the writers??? Well, at least we know that many a basement will sit empty and dark with this latest news, but is this going to mean that there will be some heavy competition for more hours at Burger King, McDonalds, and Starbucks now? Yikes!

Read about the irrelevant ones here.

You tell 'em Bill!

I have always maintained that Bill Clinton serves this country far better in private life than he ever did as president, and whenever he manages to stick his nose back into politics I feel somewhat vindicated in that belief.

Exhibit A is Bill's need to constantly try and inject himself into Hillary's campaign and offer her the type of support that would have most of us uttering "with friends like these, who needs enemies?". Check out some of Bill's comments from his appearance at Trident Technical College in North Charleston, SC -

• On Hillary competing with her male counterparts - "Even though those boys have been getting tough on her lately, she can handle it." 
• On campaigning for Hillary - He loves campaigning for his wife and paying back for all those years she campaigned for him for governor of Arkansas and president.  
• On withdrawing from Iraq - "Hillary was the first to ask the Pentagon for a plan for orderly withdrawl."
• On our trade regulations with China - "The reason the nation can't enforce tough trade regulations with the Chinese is because they are now America's banker. When was the last time you got tough on your banker?"

What planet is this guy living on? First, the "boys" have been hard on her because she is running for the highest political office in the land! Why do these two clowns feel the need to scream "conspiracy" or "unfair" when someone points out their shortcomings? Get over it. Second, you aren't campaigning for your wife because of all of the times she campaigned for you, you're campaigning for her to make up for yanking your marriage into the public eye and making her look like a damn fool for staying married to you. We remember Bill. Third, maybe Hillary did ask for an exit strategy from the Pentagon, but Obama voted to not go to war. Which option do you think holds more water with the Democratic, anti-war base? Finally, China?! Trade regulations?! America's banker?! Uh, weren't you knee deep in Chinese lobbyists, campaign contributors, and favors when you were in office? Jesus, what about Hillary's buddy Norman Hsu?

Please, your defense of your wife and her campaign is becoming irritating, and it is making her look weaker than ever to have you stepping in all of the time.

Oh well, enough fun and games, here is the story from Breitbart.

***NEWSFLASH*** Movies don't make money anymore!!!

Hey folks! Hollywood finally figured it out. When you make crappy, uninteresting films, no one goes and no one makes money. DUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Jesus, you know what else causes people to blow off Hollywood and going to the theater? $10 tickets and $7 popcorn!!! It's the whole industry - from the actors and the studios to the theaters, it is all inflated way beyond what it acceptable for the average moviegoer to shell out for substandard films and a very expensive experience.

Back in 2000/2001 I used to go to the theater every Sunday to see a film just for something to do before the work week kicked off. If I tried to do that today, I would piss away half of my fuel budget for the week on some half-assed movie that would have been better saved for a weekend DVD binge.

Sorry Hollywood, your product is largely stale and your distribution partners (theater owners) are gouging an already dissatisfied set of moviegoers. Get back to us when you determine what your realistic value to the public is today.

Here is the story from the International Herald Tribune.

Hillary's a truth teller!!! Read it here!!!

This cracks me up. The Pantsuit's campaign is launching a website called "The Fact Hub", which might be a worthy title for such a sight had it not been developed by a candidate for political office - in this case, the highest political office in the land. I would take anything that any campaign represents as a "fact" with a grain of salt these days.

Here is the lowdown on The Fact Hub - "Honest. No, really..."

If you want real facts, verified by non-partisan folks, go here . These people have it right!

Remember in 2004 when the pollsters told you that Kerry was the new President?

Apparently not, because some folks still place a lot of importance on this shit a year before the election. Look, I wasn't overjoyed when Bush was elected in 2004, but I was very happy to see the pundits with their heads down and Michael Moore and George Soros almost having coronaries when John "The Human Stick" Kerry had his ass handed to him. Too bad the Republicans won in spite of themselves and ended up being a bunch of jackasses themselves. I remember election night being one of Democrats counting their chickens before they hatched and Republicans saying "not so fast". How quickly we forget. Oh well, they deserve it.

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Yay political correctness!!!

Here are two instances of political correctness run amok. What a bunch of bullshit, but you already knew that, yes?

Smell the horseshit here...

And they say Alabama isn't backwards - The Untouchables

We are going down the toilet in this country and it has nothing to do with the global warming hysteria or whether you're Democrat or Republican. It's this petty, fear-based crap that is slowly seeping into the fabric of our country. It needs to stop. Now.

Suppose Bill ever said this to Monica?

Hillary tells CNN, "I wasn't at my best the other night". Really?

"It isn't you...it's me"

What's so hard about bringing your photo ID to vote?

Sorry folks, if you cannot remember to bring your photo ID to vote, then you're a dumb ass. I mean, how much have we heard about voter fraud and making sure that everyone is counted when we elect the morons politicians into their positions of entitlement and dysfunction? Do you really want to cut voter fraud and make sure that all votes cast are real votes? Then bring your goddamn ID! And why is the NAACP all of a sudden the "watchdog" of record for elections? Jesus, give me a break!

Here is the bullshit in black and white - "My dog ate it..."