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Morgan Stanley sells out to China

In some more news from the "we need to be bailed out because we're stupid" column, Morgan Stanley tapped Chinese firm, China Investment Corp., which is - surprise - under the control of the Chinese Finance Ministry and The People's Bank of China, the central bank.

Neat, eh? Well, nothing surprises us anymore and Morgan Stanley is no exception in this case. CEO John Mack took responsibility and is foregoing a bonus this year, which although a nice gesture, certainly will not making up for selling yet another piece of U.S. finance to a foreign concern.

Shitheads...

Read the fun story here - "Write down" the toilet...

Bill Clinton wouldn't sit in on cabinet meetings...unless his boss asked

In Barbara Walters' latest incarnation of her celeb "grab the kneepads and drop to waist level" special - "10 Most Fascinating People of 2007", she interviews the potential "First Lady" and asked him if his wife were elected president, would he sit in on the cabinet meetings. His response, "only if asked," and then he went on to say "And I think it would only be wise if it were on a specific issue. I think it's better for me to give her my advice privately most of the time."

Clinton then said that he would weigh in on issues that he disagreed with his wife on if she were president, but then said, "when she made it, I'd do my best to support it". Feeling his testicles start to mysteriously shrink, he finished with, "I'd keep my mouth shut." Good idea Bill. We wouldn't advise tangling with Hillary, she looks like she could be rough on a guy who seems to have issues with keeping that zipper pointing north.

Oh well, at least Bill will make it interesting if Hillary wins the nomination and faces Rudy or Huckabee. Anyhow, here is the story from ABC News - Read

Sudanese morons call for teacher's death over teddy bear naming error

If you watched MSNBC's Morning Joe program this morning, you saw Joe Scarborough accurately refer to these Sudanese animals calling for Gillian Gibbons' death "idiots". You also saw his sidekick, news bunny and  resident nitwit, Mika Brzezinski, do her usual "ahem, well now..." bullshit that she usually starts in with when she is uncomfortable with something that is way above her competency level. That aside, Scarborough cut her off and repeated his assertion that these clowns are indeed idiots. Thank goodness someone on that show has some balls.

We agree with Joe, these Sudanese radicals are fanatical little children with the no intelligence of any kind, being led by radical religious leaders who wish to use them in their continued hijack of Islam. This is the same country that brought us genocide, as well as other atrocities, and they also had Osama Bin Laden as a guest for a spell.

For this Gillian Gibbons to be labeled as someone who was looking to "encourage the hatred of Muhammad" is completely absurd. The fanatics are doing that every time they pull some half-assed stunt like this, and they are only making the Middle East look like a backwards circus of uneducated fools with their "Muhammad at any cost" mentality.

Anyone who thinks that this due to anything other than religious fanaticism is fooling themselves. This is because these morons want to make Muhammad the "global prophet" and they have been building towards this movement for a long time. I hope that we can correct this through education, but this sure as hell is starting to look like it is going to conclude with a war. God help us all if that should happen.

Here is the story from the fine folks at Breitbart.

The laughable elitist joke Barbara Streisand endorses Hillary

Is anyone shocked by this moron's endorsement of Team Hillary? Of course not, she is one of many Hollywood and entertainment/media elites who think that their opinion actually matters. If you have ever read her vomit-inducing blog - complete with this dork surrounded by roses and sitting posed like a queen - you will understand just how laughable this endorsement really is because it appeals to virtually no one who will be impacted by the next election. For example, what woman do you know who has married a half-assed man, and then further pussy-whipped him into weeping when he can't find her for 30 minutes in their massive home? No, not Bill! Hahaha! Yes, I know, there are a lot of you, minus the big house, and usually they are weeping because you came home, but you get the point.

Sorry, I had to indulge myself with that one, but back on track - Streisand is one of many who think that she is going to sway the voter with her endorsement, "messages", and criticism of the current administration, but history has proven that few regular folks actually listen or care. In fact, they usually go the opposite way from what these blowhards push as the "way to go". Guess what sweetheart? We already know how to make decisions for ourselves and we also have normal lives with normal daily events and challenges, like paying bills, dealing with sick children and spouses, and trying to figure out where the next dollar and meal will be coming from. We empathize with your daily challenges - picking out your new Jaguar, picking the caviar out of your teeth, and making sure that the Gulfstream G5 is well stocked with champagne before you jet off to that bastion of high-brow thought, Paris; but we can honestly make our own decisions as they impact our relatively simple lives. For the record, at this point in the Democratic primary run, Obama is looking far more professional than Team Hillary. In our humble, Midwestern U.S. opinion.

Dumb ass.

Read the thankfully short story in Yahoo! Malaysia (???) here.

Islamic Militants In Sudan Demand That Teacher Be Punished

In yet another indication that Islamic fundamentalists do not have enough important things through which to occupy their time, these knuckle-dragging clowns have decided that a British teacher named Gillian Gibbons, 50, who named a teddy bear "Mohammed" should face the full penalty for insulting their prophet of the same name. So, now they are calling for protests, rallies, and the whole nine yards because a teacher made an innocent mistake. Is it any wonder why these countries have no economies, money, or hope to speak of? This crap occupies every aspect of every miserable day of their miserable lives.

Is there any doubt as to why the West and the Middle East on on a collision course over this kind of nonsense? I'll tell you what? You want Westerners to take your prophet seriously? Then how about hanging, shooting, or otherwise dissecting the cowards who carry the name Mohammed and blow up airplanes, buildings, or groups of people. That is if they haven't already blown themselves up because they foolishly think that they are off to a land of paradise and 70 moustached virgins, or some BS like that. Yeah, then maybe we will take the religion that you hijacked and your prophet seriously; however, if you continue this kind of ridiculous behavior you're likely to not get a whole lot of respect, compassion, or anything but laughs and ire from the West.

While we hope for the best for Ms. Gibbons, we cannot help but ask the following - "what the hell were you thinking when you thought it was a good idea to head over to "Halfassistan" Sudan to teach in a Christian school?!" At the very least, when you decided to go to this godforsaken hellhole, did you not at least check out the history and the customs of this place? We are willing to bet that Ms. Gibbons is sitting in a cell thinking "note to self - England is a perfectly suitable place to live and teach. Can't wait to see it soon!", and as we said, we hope that she is released without further inconvenience from here half-witted captors.

At any rate, check out the story from the fine folks at the Daily Mail here.

Citigroup Sells Out To the Middle East!

Look, we already know how stupid a lot of the folks at the top of the corporate chain are when it comes to managing money and running a business. The truth is, a lot of these folks would fail at running a corner grocery store, but they'd be perfect for a government job. Citigroup is one such example, as they decided to hedge their bets on the sub-prime mortgage market and they got their asses handed to them in a big way. We say, good you dumbfucks! You deserve what you're going through now; however, a great many of your shareholders and mid to lower-level employees who didn't have a say in your stupid decisions deserved much better.

Guess what? We aren't financial experts, but we sure as hell know what makes the common person angry when it comes to bullshit like this so we're going to leave the in-depth analysis to folks like CNBC, Bloomberg, and Fox Business, and we'll just say "fuck you" to Citigroup and their half-assed management who put them here. Enjoy your 200 lashes and congratulations on selling another small piece of America to a foreign land, in this case, Abu Dhabi.

Here is the story at Yahoo! Finance - "Can I have my name on my tunic?"

Update - More from "Ass Backwards" Saudi Arabia. ABC News exposes the fraud that is Saudi justice..

Remember the story of the poor Saudi girl who was to receive 6 months in jail and 200 lashes for being in a non-relative's car when she was raped? Well, the folks over at ABC News have obtained the exclusive testimony of the victim and it is up for all to see here. It is amazing that our administration calls these backwards jackasses "friends" and allies when they commit such a serious and heinous abuse of civil and human rights as this. We're sure that there are many more being committed daily in the name of "religion".

Some people - we won't say who - think that these clowns ought to have been included in the "Axis of Evil" or "Quad of Evil" or whatever the fuck, but they are far from being friends and allies.

Saudi Arabia - you made the FRAUD list!!! Congrats asshats!

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudChavez*** - Hollywood's favorite dictator wants to re-write Venezuela's consititution

Hugo "Mr. Irrelevant" Chavez is calling anyone who doesn't vote for his proposed changes to the Venezuelan constitution a "traitor". Interesting how so many Hollywood types see this idiot as some sort of "beacon of all that is right in a world that is so wrong", especially as he continues to show that he is one step below the power structure in Sudan when it comes to tyranny and being an all-around assclown.

"Chave-looney" is always carrying on about how he thinks that the U.S. is out to "get him", well, we say hit him and hit him hard. Toss Citgo out of the U.S., and then levy economic sanctions on Venezuela and anyone who decides that it is a good idea to do business with this jackoff and his regime.

Oh well, a guy can dream, right? In the meantime, folks like Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, and Danny Glover will continue to hit their knees for a sip at the Chavez spicket. Thanks buttclowns, you continue to show the world just how stupid Hollywood residents can be.

Here the story from the folks at Breitbart - "and from now on, everyone will wear their underwear on the outside!"

***FraudMoney***/***FraudEngland*** - England isn't any smarter than everyone else after all.

Has anyone else been following this little data breach in the U.K. that impacts families with at least one child under the age of 16? Apparently, two computer discs that hold the personal details of these families - including names, addresses, dates of birth, National insurance numbers, and in some cases - bank account numbers of 25 million people just went "missing". Reports say that the country is going bat-shit crazy with people resigning, banks being flooded with folks wanting to change their account numbers, and lots and lots of finger pointing! Wow! Sounds like fun! Wish we had a foreign bureau.

Wow! You mean to tell me that the country who constantly criticizes the United States for, well, everything, did something stupid? No way? I mean, you folks over there in jolly old England knew so much more than we did over here in the U.S. when it came to electing our political leaders (you "push-polled" Ohio residents), evaluating the intelligence of our voters (I believe you called us "stupid"), and just society in general. What went wrong with you guys? I mean, you have your hands and minds on the pulse of what's right and wrong, I figured that your little island is the last place that something so stupid as this could happen.

Well, hell, I won't rub it in any further. Here is England's other contribution to genius, the BBC's version of events - "Hey lad, you bring those discs with ya?"

***FraudPolitic***/***FraudRomney*** - Mitt Romney is much holier than thou!

Guess what people hate? To be told that they aren't good enough; or that the mistakes in their lives have burned a permanent brand of "failure" on their ass which cannot ever be removed, no matter how good of a life that you have tried to live since your youth. Mitt Romney has reacted in a very similar way to the latter point with his comments on Barack Obama's admission that he once used alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine when he was a misguided youth. Amazing?! You mean there is a candidate who dared dabble in drug and drink when they were young and impressionable, perhaps even a bit misguided? Well, Obama says he did, and was, and he said this at a town hall at a Manchester, NH High School Tuesday, with more than a few impressionable high school types in the audience I am guessing.

Before I go too far, let's examine Romney's comments, posted at Fox News' Carl Cameron's "Cameron's Corner" blog - “It’s just not a good idea for people running for President of the United States who potentially could be the role model for a lot of people to talk about their personal failings while they were kids because it opens the doorway to other kids thinking, ‘well I can do that too and become President of the United States,’” Romney told an Iowa audience today. “I think that was a huge error by Barack Obama…it is just the wrong way for people who want to be the leader of the free world.”

Okay, just a few words - "Are you fucking kidding me?!" Since Romney only speaks in evangelical and "what'll get me in good with the base" terms, I have to assume that this clown just looks at anyone who isn't a member of the glee, math, bible study, and Young Republicans clubs at their local high school as being lost causes. You know the type - the loner, the kid who wears all black, goes against the grain. Today, however, it is likely that you will be working for that kid when he starts his Internet company or social networking platform and makes millions of dollars. Not to mention that this kid is probably a lot more fun to hang around with - half joking - and because they actually made mistakes in the early part of their lives, they might just learn from them and not repeat them. This may actually make them better parents, bosses, teachers, and even politicians - whatever they want to become.

Become is the key word here folks, because we are all in a constant state of development and growth - except for Mr. Romney, who apparently has grown as far as he thinks that he needs to. That is good new for the rest of us, because now we can choose from the other candidates who are still learning, growing, and in touch with the rest of us substandard folks (if one such person actually exists, I mean we could vote for "none of the above"). Don't confuse this with "flip-flopping" or not having the courage of one's convictions - growth takes longer, like from the age 16 to the age of 45 or so, I am assuming that Mr. Obama had plenty of time to grow in that period, yes? Given Mr. Romney's comments, we can also assume that he would have his kids committed or locked in stocks in the basement if they dared to make an error in judgment like jaywalking or smoking a cigarette or taking a drink of beer at a party.

You know what? I'll bet that a lot of kids want no part of ever being a politician, let alone president - because they are worried that any mistakes that they make and subsequently (and honorably) admit to will be used as fodder by some nutpouch like Mitt Romney. They're saying, "fuck it, I think I will just go into business and take the payday over even thinking about a life of "public service" (c'mon, when can you remember any public service types who ran for office in the past 20 years? Thought so...).

You know what Mitt? You don't need to worry about any of these kids thinking they can take drugs, drink, and still become president. They don't want the job because then they would have to deal with some pompous assclown like you, and frankly, people have better things to do with their time. I can only imagine just how much fun the modern campaign looks to a high school student - being handicapped by a biased media before you even announce your intentions to run, having your entire life exposed to the world when you do enter the race, and then having some little Ivy-league campaign nitwit advising their candidate (your competition) to call you out on your former indiscretions (because we all know the candidates can't think for themselves) on the national stage. Sound like fun? Didn't think so.

No, the real fun is in pointing this shit out on your blog and laughing the candidates with the rest of the world. To the candidates - just tell yourselves that we're laughing with you, it makes it easier to get through the day. Congratulations Mr. Romney, you are a fraud!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Here is the whole scoop from Cameron's Corner, which we highly recommend as Carl Cameron is a solid reporter!